Phone Block
pretty simple.
as your approaching someone and to avoid talking to them, you take out your phone and pretend texting, or acting like you got a notification…
as jason approached his ex-girlfriend amanda,
he quickly took his iphone out and he phone blocked her by pretending like if he got a text.
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