Photatoes


photogenic potato. someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.
that girl sally is such a photato. if only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her facebook photos.
stock photographs of common items, i.e. clip art, or google images.
graphic designs can easily be made by pasting some word art with some photatoes
a photoshop clone intended for less computer savvy folk. commercialized on television.
photato is like a “diet photoshop”.

at least the name is funny.

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