phone-boner
1. the figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. this is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-s-xual arousal.
2. the literal ‘bulge’ that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. it was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.
1. suzanne: “oh my god that phone is sooo f-cking hot.. i want it so bad!…
mike: “oh my f-cking god, check out the phone b-n-r on that b-tch!”
2: suzanne ” ok, see you later guys…(puts cell phone in front pocket)”
mike: “oh my f-cking god, check out the phone-b-n-r on that b-tch!”
when you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.
dude : what’s that bulge?
dude 2 : phone b-n-rrr!
the bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
can i use ur phone”? “naw i dont have it” “i can see your phone b-n-r
when you get an erection from talking to someone s-xually or not on the phone.
“dude i totally got a phone-b-n-r from talking to that hot blond last night.
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