Phone Coma
the state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
joe- i’m starving. time to feast?
rich- yeah, i’m down. dave, you down, too?
dave?
where the h-ll is dave?
joe- ummm, way back there -points to an individual standing by them self, about 100′ behind the group, texting-
rich- dave and his d-mn phone comas.
1 more definition
when someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.
completely ignorant to the outside world.
usually this person is standing or walking slow as b-lls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
i told brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn’t hear anything i said.
bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn’t even notice!
i know bro, he’s in a phone-coma.
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