Phone Dictator
someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.
boss: i’m not in today i’ll be working from home.
me:(yeees) ok i will speak to you tomorrow.
phone rings 2 minutes later
boss: are you ok.
me: yes fine.
boss: well you’d better start cleaning.
me: (grr) ok
10 minutes later phone call
boss: what are you doing are you ok.
me: yes i am doing what you asked.
until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
boss: are you ok.
me: yeeeeeessssss i’m fineeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!
me: you may as well of come to work.
boss: why you seem to cope well with out me.
me: you are an evil phone dictator.
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