Phone Goalie


a person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.
thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if i had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat “pilates”, i was going to pull my own arms off….

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