Phone Groping
that moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
male: hey can you call someone for me?
female; sure. -looks for phone- cr-p! where’s my phone?! -starts to grope self-
male: did you start phone groping your self?
female: yes.
male: that’s hot.
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