phone job

when your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little s-xual pleasure when someone calls. happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive s-xual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
“i was driving home and my phone went off, i let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then i was mortified when i saw that my mom just gave me a phone job.”

“i saw it was sarah calling so i let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer.”
the act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your p-n-s and then masterbating with the phones. the experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. best one ever.
when a girl figuratively sucks your d-ck over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.
ex. hallie was so impressed by john’s guitar that she gave him a phone job.
when you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual handjob.
jacob: paul what are you doing?!

paul: oh my girlfriends texting me, she’s giving me a phonejob.
the act of a woman s-xually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.
tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! thank you, baby.

you’re welcome, ryan.