Phone stroker
an individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what’s going on around them.
q: did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
a: yeah. another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
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