pretentious illiterate
noun; the guy who always tries to read the p-ssage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.
johnny: “the inttimmaetam, wait… intimadendate…”
teacher: “that’s intimatent johnny.”
cl-ssmate: “wow. that pretentious illiterate made the whole cl-ss look like dumb sh-ts.”
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