Phoneaphile
1)someone above 18 years old who goes into the local phone chatlines to pick up on unsuspecting teens, in an attempt to have phone s-x
2) someone who constantly asks to use your phone
me: this dude is raw, he’s tryin to pick up on b-tches using the chatlines.. and he know d-mn well the girls are all underage…
them: well you know, dude is just a regular -ss phoneaphile
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