Phoneblocked
the act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. this word has nothing to do with anything s-xual, unlike its brother (c-ckblocked).
shinji:hey jehd, i was wondering if i could have your nu-
alexia:what the heck are you doing here!?
shinji:just talking jeez!!
jehd:what were you gonna ask me shinji?
shinji:uh, nothing, see ya!
later…
shinji:d-mn jin, alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
jin:d-mn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!
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