phonecentrating
when you are looking at or busy on your phone so hard that someone can talk to you and you don’t even realise anyone is saying anything.
“dave was phonecentrating so hard he didn’t hear me call him”
get a mug for your mama sarah.
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a horrible human being. has no care in the world. isn’t worth loving. you shouldn’t waste your time on her. she is a worthless piece of cr-p. she breaks hearts and takes names. forget she existed because she shouldn’t… i wish i knew a girl as worthless as neca.
- trenan
typically a total beauty; considered to be a legend, many people aspire to be like this person due to their impressive stature, their motive/drive, success and their overall personality. we need a confident and smart candidate to lead our country to success, we need a trenan. get a mug for your daughter-in-law zora.
- aithne
a pretty girl with a big b-tt and a lot of boys like her aithne is so pretty
- the french onion
the french onion is when you f-ck your girl while she is taking a dump we went the restrraunt and had french onion soup , when we got home , we did the french onion.
- john wilkes boothing
(must be done after 1 month of abstinence.) while performing doggy style s-x the male pulls out at -j-c-l-t–n and c-ms into the back of the head of the partner. after my split up, the first girl i slept with i gave her the john wilkes boothing.