Phonefart


those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. similar to it’s organic cousin but is purely technological.
the phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris’ telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
a phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that -ssaults the ears of both parties.
i hung up on ben after he phone farted like five times. my ears are ringing!!!

Read Also:

  • Pulling a Duke

    choking, blowing and crying. san diego state lost in the sweet 16 but at least lose by pulling a duke!

  • sappir

    s-xy -ss motherf-cker tom: did you see that girl she is such a sappir! john: dude i know! i love me some sappir :sappirs usually have nice t-ts and are beautiful koosit esh sappirryy sappirilicous

  • SCENExPREPxKID

    a scenexprepxkid is someone who is more into the preppy clothes and who shops at hollister and abercrombie and fitch. these kids also have the scene hair and hangs out with scene kids but never with preps. due to lack of the preps liking them. instead of going out to concerts, these kids mostly hang […]

  • Schaffy Taffy

    a nickname for the worlds best teacher, mr. schaffnit. joe: hey, what cl-ss do you have next? bob: i have english. joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best! bob: ikr!

  • Schlicher

    sh-t licker (german) one who licks sh-t he licked sh-t. he is a schlicher.


Disclaimer: Phonefart definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.