Phonelexia
when you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.
john: i think my dogs need grooming.
mike: you dogs knee is blooming? wtf?
john: i think you have phonelexia!
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maria: i was thinking about putting on sweats.
mario: you’re playing with sl-ts?
maria: no -sshole, do you have phonelexia or something? go play with your own sl-ts you -ss bag dumb f-ck!
mario: i probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a gr-ss bag dump truck?
maria: sigh -click-
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