Phoner
when one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone
grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again
the act of achieving an erection while s-xting.
vicky: did you get that picture i sent you last night?
michael: yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
portmanteau of the words phone and b-n-r.
the distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect p-n-s.
“did you see the phoner hilary was rocking this afternoon? she looked like ron jeremy in emo jeans. ”
when a girl mistakes a guy’s cellphone for his p-n-s.
girl: oh my, what is that in your pants???
guy: sorry, that’s just my phoner…
a bulge in one’s pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.
john had a rather large phoner after forcing an iphone into his skinny jeans.
wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. the phone gives a similar appearance to a b-n-r.
dude! i can see your phoner!
a phoner is a mistaken b-n-r in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( right or left) of your friend.
” dude? are you poppin’ a stiffy here?”
” dude, relax, its just a phoner”
a term for the overwhelmingly enjoyable feeling a new cell phone gives you.
my phone is so awesome and cutting edge that i get phoner every time i use it.
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