poner


poner
when your pants makes it look like you have a b-n-r. girls and boys can have poners.
an erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
a b-n-r from seeing my little pony: friendship is magic content.
this picture of rainbow dash licking twilight sparkle just gave me a poner.
a pant b-n-r. the crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a b-n-r.
“dude do you have a b-n-r?”

“no man, it’s a poner.”
when you get a b-n-r for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
a p-ssy b-n-r
erin: that guys so hot
olivia: he just gave me a poner
harley: major poner
an erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of my little pony
– fap fap fap
guy 1: what the h-ll is that?
guy 2: (listens) oh thats just darren.
guy 1: dude! is he jackin it?
guy 2: yep i hear rainbow dash talking. don’t worry he just has a poner
guy 1: oh ok
portmanteau for “powder b-n-r”; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at sugarbush.

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