phoneslap
the act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.
ouch! why did you just phoneslap me?
the act of slapping someone with a flip phone that can flip with a b-tton
slapper: dude check out what my phone can do!
victim: what can it do!?
slapper: “phone slap” -slap-
victim: -sshole!
the act of opening your phone onto someones face.
-smack- wow! your gay, dont phone slap me!
“dude what happened to your face?”
“josh phone slapped me this morning”
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