PhoneZooers
there are many different kinds of phonezooers;
“models” random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their cr-ppy 50 dollar digital camera
“noobs” people with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.
“normal people” people who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.
phonezooers example
model: omagawduh will you like chat wit may!? ma numba is 647648637168136 like i dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.
noob: my one picture of a dead cat is sooo lol! i rule! text me on my 5 dollar phone from a t and t that i got when my mom bought stuff from wallmart!
normal person: hey kristin and katie that sleepover was awesome! i have an env2 (-: do you like this metro station ringtone? i listened to this song when i got a life!
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