phonics


a base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pr-nunciation.
i hate the background music for the hooked-on-phonics commercial.
something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. usually suggested by -ssholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.
person 1: omg, george w. bush had s-x with d-ck cheney!

person 2: no he didn’t, you f-cking dipsh-t.
person 1: you’re the f-cking dipsh-t, lol. obviously you didn’t hear.
person 3: they really did get it on… its on the news.
person 2: lol noob, learn your f-cking phonics. learn to use “it’s” correctly.
person 4: congratulations, you just won the f-cktard of the year award. who gives a sh-t about your noob phonics?
what p-ssed the terrorists off so much.

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