Phonics Monkey
the phonics monkey from that one episode of south park where cartman misspelled chair in a spelling bee. when cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
a consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the phonics monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bon-bo chimp.
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