Phoning the 90s
the act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st century.
“why is tom still in that convenience store? he’s got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for.”
“he wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they’re still selling long-distance phone cards.”
“why?”
“i guess for phoning the 90s. it’s where he left his common sense.”
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