Phonosexual
anyone with an obsessive s-xual attraction to turntables or mixing music.
“i spent my last paycheck on vinyl. i’m a real phonos-xual.”
mike: i wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
dan: you’re such a phonos-xual, dude.
phonos-xual describes a person who has a s-xual attraction towards music or sounds.
phonos-xual kid: i reached an -rg-sm while listening to skrillex.
straight kid: you sure are a phonos-xual.
phonos-xual kid:i sure am, i’m so turned on by music.
noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.
my daughter is such a phonos-xual. last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. thanks for hogging up the family share plan bee-otch!
someone who has phone s-x!
jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonos-xual
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