stoner time
the time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a f-ck what time it is. usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.
“dude, where’s lenny? i told him to meet at 4.”
“4 o’clock stoner time man, he’ll show up sometime”
the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja
it only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time
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