phony high


a phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you’re just tired…) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: is that girl high?
p2: she is sure looks like it..
p3: nahhh, that’s a phony high. she doesn’t smoke.

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