phony like you


what a h-m-s-xual says to another h-m-s-xual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink c-m.
one h-m-s-xual sitting in a stall looking for a d-ck to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. he writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes “yes” and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.

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