phooping
p–ping while on the phone. the act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.
also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of phoop
verb:
caller a: i want that
caller b: sir, are you phooping me?
noun:
i’ll be right back, i need to phoop my ex-wife’s lawyer.
pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.
josh: dude are you feeling ok? you were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
jake: nah, i was just phooping.
josh: cool what level did you beat.
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