someone that is a dog doctor and a dog whisper. may love to take dogs on walks but only for exactly 14 minutes and 35 seconds. always smells like dogs and wears a paper bag as a jumper. you may want to keep your dog on a lead near this person as they like to steal dogs if they think they aren’t being walked properly.
omg, put your dog on a lead! the woofprenuer is near!

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