Phorking


when you’re supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (phone working)
-mom: “son, are you working in there?”
-son: “yes mother!”
actually, he was texting jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn’t tell his mom he was phorking. she would be p-ssed.
an alternate version for “forking” or f-cking. forking
verb: to f-ck
adj.: f-cking
“billy won’t stop phorking dead babies.”
“that phorking microsoft keeps making terrible software”

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