Photo Copy Borg


a machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
they have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can’t staple very well and aren’t very nice.
a: can i please have these sheets photocopyed please?
photo copy borg: computer says yes. computer asks, ‘what colour paper?’
a: yellow please.
photo copy borg: computer says no. blue is only acceptable.

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