Photo-Hiking
the art of “looking” like an olympic gymnast:
stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the compet-tion
as the photographer gets the “money shot”
holly – here comes woody hand me my brush
dave – set the beers out of view, skip thinks it’s a dry boat
bob – holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
holly – ok let’s hike like we’re gettin blown off the side
hiking – hiking – hiking – hiking – hiking – hiking – hiking
bob – holy sh-t i thought he’d never leave !
dave – ya my f-ckin back is killing me !
holly – hay who’s got my top ?
bob – 10 seconds of “photo-hiking” feels like all f-ckin day !
holly – com-on wtf did you guys do with my top ?
dave – sh-t our beers are gone over the side !
holly – well at least we should get som great pix on the rail …eh
dave – holly your top is right behind you
holly – dudes look he’s commin back where’s my brush?
bob – hike b-tches ……….. hike
skipper – when you guys get a chance it’d look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
bob – oh sh-t never fails
dave – why is he always around when these things happen 😮
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