phratty
an appearance and personality type of a male. one who is phratty has a beer-gut, gentleman’s br–sts, and numerous rounded shapes on their body. their personality is highly narcissistic and often somewhat immoral. they will go to bars every night to try and have intercourse with a different woman. they also generally tell many lies, normally stories of themselves being god-like creatures or the coolest dude on earth. most have been members of fraternities in college and were phetto back in high school.
phratty guy: “hey man come to the bars with me tonight.”
me: “no.”
phratty guy: “why not dude?”
me: “because i’m not phratty you idiot. i don’t want an std.”
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