popty ping


a microwave owen. word invented in wales for simplicity.
the popty ping has popped the popcorn.
a welsh word for microwave, but its possibly the best welsh word ever.
person 1: hey lets make some popcorn!

person 2:yeah! but how?

person 1: in the popty ping of course! popty ping for the win!

person 2: that rhymes!

person 1: f-ck you.
a welsh word for microwave.
best word ever invented.

some of the best looking popty pings have kn-bbles
sh-ll has a red popty ping.

her popty ping has red kn-bbles.
my popty ping is making popcorn.

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