phrylon
(n) hybrid lamb-seal-fruitbat, mildly r-t-rded with doggie down syndrome, minus opposable thumbs, loves to chase his own gourmet farts, lick his -sshole, b-lls, and his paws made of chocolate. he’s black, with a 14″ retractable c-ck and eyelids decorated with croutons, known to molest children’s ears. lives off of gr-ss salads, kibble, sticks and wood. originating from the ky/tn region of the u.s.
also see: kim-jung-ll & george w. bush
upon finding no kibble to eat and unable to drive himself to the store due to the lack of opposable thumbs, phrylon settled for a bit of dry oak leaf and twig of berch.
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