phud


females v-g-n-l area and often used when talking about oral s-x.
“oh baby, let me finger your phud!”
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an out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from ph.d.).
dr. stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.
nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old b-st-rds.
more prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
oh phud!, i have just p-ssed meself and me witout my sack on too.

oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that ‘spliilage’ on the floor you phud!

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