pianist

someone who plays the piano. this word is pr-nounced pee-an-ist. don’t forget the a. we are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.
the pianist spent three hours perfecting his hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.
1. a person who plays the piano
2. the thing guys carry in their pants
1. i am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. so a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist…
somebody who plays the piano…

it’s starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. a favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)
the pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

the boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.
pee-uh-nist

you know what, i don’t care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. because it isn’t. there is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. a pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.

any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they’re only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their p-rn problems.
the pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.
(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
no, you can’t stop taking piano lessons! because i said so, and one day you’ll be a great pianist and thank me. now go practice! you’d best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!
a word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you’ve got an obession with the male genitalia.
“pianist, piantist, pianist”
translates to
“p-n-s, p-n-s, p-n-s”