piankaism


proponents of eric rodger pianka’s view 90% of the worlds human population being wiped out by ebola or other such disaster would be beneficial to the planet.

as stated in pianka’s controversial 2006 distinguished texas scientist award from the texas academy of science.
bill: ted my esteemed compatriot, did you know scientists like eric rodger pianka believe the world might be better off if 90% of the world’s population were wiped out by ebola?

ted: no way, bill! that’s uncool!

bill: indeed it is, bill! piankaism is the new apocalyptic jihad for the m-sses!

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