Piano Keys


(noun) i mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.

“dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys”!
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piano keying is when an interracial group of gay men line up their p-n-ses as per the white/black keys on a piano. one then attempts to play the stevie wonder&paul mccartney hit, “ebony and ivory” by sucking off the ‘keys’ in order.

(if there are only white players some can subst-tute as black keys by spreading nutella on their p-n-s)

when spoken the term should be accompanied by an interlocked fingers gesture.
ok guys, let’s piano key with the hardware team.

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