Picard position
the two-handed facepalm position made famous by captain jean-luc picard. for use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
when wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly -ssumed the picard position.
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