picard


out of the whole star trek series; he is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the captains. he always listens to his senior officers’ oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. he is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. his character is one of my role-models i live by.
no. 1 and picard make a great team. the enterprise has never had a better captain.
picard \verb\ pɪkɑ́rd

full definition:

1. to demonstrate, via logic and rational thought, the moral and ethical invalidity of a bigoted, ignorant, divisive, insulting, derogatory, persecutory, discriminatory, exclusionary, racist, s-xist, heteros-xist, religio-phobic, h-m-phobic or any other position, expression, delineation, demarcation, publication, verbalisation, -ssertion and proliferation of statements whose purpose is to vilify or perpetuate oppression and unequal treatment of others’ exercise of individual civil and political liberties, economic, social, and cultural rights.
transitive verb:
i am going to picard those bigoted, h-m-phobic, bible-thumping, christian fundamentalists from the westboro baptist church, for protesting in front of and celebrating the deaths of uniformed soldiers who died in service to protect their right to be bigoted, h-m-phobic, bible-thumping, christian fundamentalists.

intransitive verb:
i just picarded a conservative mp for vilifying the lgbtqia community and voting down the same-s-x marriage bill, after being caught on camera paying 10 grand for a giant weekend long orgy.
a company that makes the amazing piranha (76 model), the best thing that has burnt rubber (and toasted a lot more) on 4 wheels.
swinger: hey, no fair ! that eloise can handle more than i can.
taurus: easy swinger ! jade knew what she was doing. that ’76 picard pirhana can easily wipe out those creeper maggots.
to repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to star trek
hey don’t take that from him, pull a picard on him.

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