Picard’s Flute


1. something you’d like to receive as a gift.

2. the flute that captain picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode “the inner light” from star trek: the next generation.
show me picard’s flute.
a euphemism for jean luc picard’s p-n-s.
dianna troy: …and what happened.

dr. crusher: i played with picard’s flute.

data: i asked the captain if i could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

dr. crusher and dianna troy: -chuckles-

data: i don’t get it

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