picasshole
a pic-sshole is not to be confused with pic-sso the well known 20th century artist. rather, pic-sshole is the fecal artist who finger paints on bathroom walls using a palette of colors typically in the light to dark brown range.
one can find such great works of art in truck stop bathrooms, fast food restaurant bathrooms, and schoolhouse bathrooms across the world.
while pushing out a t-rd in a local fast food restaurant bathroom, i couldn’t help but notice the marvelous pic-sshole on the sh-thouse wall.
in awe i marveled at the contrast of brown hues, bits of corn, and the overall stench of this fantastic painting.
mike: dude! what took you so long in the sh-tter?
me: i was admiring a pic-sshole on the sh-thouse wall.
mike: did you get a picture? we could sell it on ebay.
me: f-ck! i didn’t think about that. too late there’s a an employee cleaning that sh-t stain right now.
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