pick a hand


when someone is annoying the utter f-ck out of you or generally being a d-ck you may have to initiate the pick a hand. simply ask the -sshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the sh-t out of them with their chosen prize. note that if the son of a b-tch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
that piece of sh-t tried to hit on my girlfriend! i’m going to ask him to pick a hand.

did you just say pineapples don’t belong on pizza? pick a hand.

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