pick your crazy


a simplified view of dating and compatibility. men or women; they’re all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.
“we had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her dad .”
“yeah, pick your crazy”

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