pickaxe


an itch located deep within the -n-l cavity. one runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.
example 1

don: why are you walking so funny?
craig: dude, i got a pickaxe!

example 2

don: dude, you picking a wedgie?
craig: no i just have a major pickaxe!

example 3

craig: dude, smell my finger!
don: why?
craig: i just took care of a pickaxe!
a s-xual position used by people with mighty long noses. when taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her -n-l cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the v-g-n- in a pick axe action
rupert – “how are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??”
megan – “a bit sore this morning, how’s your p-ck-r?”
rupert – “i think i’ve broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night”
adjective or interjection: alternate pr-nunciation of kick-ss, something that is extraordinarily sublime. very cool.
guy1: “dude, did you see that pick axe hottie that i left the party with last night?”

guy2: “yeah, did you get some?”

guy1: “dude.”

guy2: “pick axe.”
where during f-ll-t–, the female giving said f-ll-t–, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male’s d-ck-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.
bob was really enjoying kim’s bl-wj-b, until she decided to pickaxe him as revenge for giving her the shocker earlier that evening.

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