picking cotton
the act of to pulling your underpants out of your -ss crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.
i named this tight leopard print thong “master” because it keeps me picking cotton all day.
3 more definitions
picking up white girls (if you’re a black guy)
– yo tyrone, wat u did last sat-rday nite, dawg?
– i was in da club, picking cotton.
the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
“dude i’ve been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight”
the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before p-ssing out
friend “hey, are you drunk?!”
you “nahhh, i was drunk an hour ago. now i’m picking cotton”
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