picking the lock
when two asians are having s-x, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. using one to manipulate the cl-toris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.
asian 1: can you leave? i’m picking the lock on my girlfriend.
asian 2: okay man, i’ll leave.
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