low self esteemed college freshman, with loads of daddy issues looking to catch the pipe
there were oodles of pipettes at the dining hall last night. i had to take one back to my dorm to “netflix and chill”.
a unit of volume between 0.8 and 1.5 milliletres.
i’ll have my cuppa tea with only a little bit of milk, not a pipette, like you usually make it.

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