Picking Up Scraps
the art of taking credit for an accomplishment that you had absolutely nothing to do with.
alternatively, acheiving a goal only after someone has done most or all of the work for you.
bob: d-mn, that project was rough. but i think i really pulled it off.
jeff: yeah..you pulled it off alright. (smiles wickedly)
boss: why jeff, what an excellent job you did on that project, we should talk about your promotion.
bob: (face turning 10 shades of red, he begins to hop up and down) but..but..no…he’s picking up scr-ps!
boss: bob, perhaps you would benefit from some..counseling..
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