pickle fingers


a deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
jim: “tim, please pick up that dime.”
tim: “can’t, man, i got pickle fingers”.
manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.
i gave her the ole pickle finger last night.

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